Their marriage has a fever, their marriage has a fever, their marriage… has a… fever.

Al Gore

Al and Tipper Gore are separating. It looks like the Kingpin of the Global Warming Hoax is going to be living the single life. What does this mean for the world?

I can imagine 2 outcomes.

1. Al Gore starts chasing some young tail… which increases the potential for more mutant offspring of Satan.
2. Al Gore finally comes out of the closet… which means Gore will likely produce a new movie arguing the dire consequences facing this planet due to heterosexuality. I can imagine Keith Overbite jumping on this cause.

Either way, the question remains… If Al gets to keep the Mansion, does Tipper get to keep the internet?

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